Security Soup
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CORS. Secrets. SQL Injection. .gitignore. CI/CD. Row Level Security. All the words that keep you up at night, floating free across your chest in hand-drawn lettering — no structure, no hierarchy, exactly like the incident retro. Reading it is the closest most people get to an audit.
Printed on demand on a heavyweight cotton tee with a classic, relaxed fit — the durable staple you’ll actually wear to standup.
– Seamless double-needle collar
– Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
– Taped neck and shoulders for durability
– Solid colors: 100% preshrunk cotton jersey. Ash Grey: 99% ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton-poly. Heathers: 50/50.
Size guide
| A) Length (cm) | B) Width (cm) | B) Half Chest (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 91.4 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 101.6 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 111.8 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 122 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 132 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 142.2 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86 | 152 | 76 |
| 5XL | 89 | 162 | 81 |
| A) Length (inches) | B) Width (inches) | B) Half Chest (inches) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 36 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 40 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 44 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 48 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 52 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 56 | 28 |
| 4XL | 33.9 | 59.8 | 29.9 |
| 5XL | 35 | 63.8 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |